CCTSM’s random ramblings » Blog Archive » I am, supposedly, a terrible person.

Posted at 11th Feb 2007 19:29.

And you won’t be getting any argument from me on that one.

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[11:04:09] // Jesse sent 11.02.2007 01:33:
[11:04:09] it works
[11:04:09] // Jesse sent 11.02.2007 01:33:
[11:04:09] i’m not sure people ‘ll believe you if you do that a few times.. also, are you now offline for real :(?
[11:04:09] // Jesse sent 11.02.2007 01:37:
[11:04:09] damn it
[11:04:09] // Jesse sent 11.02.2007 01:37:
[11:04:09] you are a terrible person

Yey.

On that note, I’ve been spending most of the day reading Bannable Offenses, which is great. And it appeals to the terrible person in me.

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