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SELECT ID, post_name, post_parent FROM wp_posts WHERE post_name = 'testing-testing-oh-goodness' AND (post_type = 'page' OR post_type = 'attachment')0.00038909912109375
SELECT ID, post_name, post_parent FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 6 and post_type='page'0.0001060962677002
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SELECT wp_posts.* FROM wp_posts WHERE 1=1 AND (ID = '7') AND wp_posts.post_type = 'page' ORDER BY wp_posts.post_date DESC 0.00013208389282227
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SELECT t.*, tt.*, tr.object_id FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category', 'post_tag') AND tr.object_id IN (7) ORDER BY t.name ASC0.00097990036010742
SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (7) ORDER BY post_id, meta_key0.0002899169921875
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SELECT meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_usermeta WHERE user_id = 10.00029301643371582
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